Lynne is a Boys Name Too

Sometimes life mixes up its pitches and changes speeds in order to keep us humble. Mrs. Giant faced this pitching this week.

The bad news is that her grandfather passed away. It wasn't entirely unexpected, as he was advanced in age, and seemed to send signals that he was ready for the whistle to blow to call him home.

The great news for Mrs. Giant this week was that she was promoted to Vice President in her company.

She was immediately whisked away to a secret location, and also outfitted with a pacemaker. She also immediately became corrupt and arranged for her company to receive no-bid government contracts. At least I get to benefit personally from all of this.