But There Are No Pictures In Them

One of the biggest farces each year is the release of the Shrub’s summer reading list. Like the fucking moron knows how to read. I’m not even going to humor the dumbshit by listing the books.

However, the best part of Shrub’s so-called reading list is the reaction by the authors. They often recoil in horror because they don’t want a dumbshit being associated with their intellectual undertaking.

This year was no different and one author’s response was particularly entertaining. When Mark Kurlansky was informed that the Shrub supposedly was reading his book ‘Salt: A World History,’ he quipped, “Oh, he reads books?” You know damn well, he was tempted to omit the last word.

Meanwhile, I love that the shine on the Shrub’s vacation has been dulled a bit by the war protestors. Isn’t everyday a vacation when you’re a moron? What are you taking a vacation from when you have no brain?

Over the weekend, when the Shrub’s motorcade passed by the protestors, someone held up a sign that said, “Honk if you have a child in Iraq.” There’s no way the fucking draft-dodging Shrub would send his children to war when he chickened out himself. The Shrub twins could be sent over there as comfort girls.