Was Judge Wapner Not Available?
In order to ensure confirmation of his Supreme Court nominee, the Shrub picked a Nazi with a smile, which is something he always had aspired to become, except he couldn’t smile without looking like a dumbass, and he thought Nazi was a dice game.
I’m not sure why I was overlooked for an appointment. I have impeccable credentials. I once thought of going to law school, I’ve been inside the Supreme Court building, I’ve read a number of Grisham books, and my dad forced me to watch ‘The People’s Court’ when I was a kid. I’m sure I would have received a high-rating from the ABA.
I would make a great Supreme Court justice. I could play poker with Rehnquist and Scalia. I could porn swap with Clarence Thomas, and I would have a gay friend again in David Souter.
I’m not sure why I was overlooked for an appointment. I have impeccable credentials. I once thought of going to law school, I’ve been inside the Supreme Court building, I’ve read a number of Grisham books, and my dad forced me to watch ‘The People’s Court’ when I was a kid. I’m sure I would have received a high-rating from the ABA.
I would make a great Supreme Court justice. I could play poker with Rehnquist and Scalia. I could porn swap with Clarence Thomas, and I would have a gay friend again in David Souter.
posted by DC-Giant at 8:18 AM
5 Comments:
No gay friends? Did you let your membership in the Flight Attendants Guild expire?
I don't understand your incredulity concerning this Supreme Court nomination. What other type of candidate would there coming from this Administration? While Nazi might be a bit strong (but given your strident left wing stubbornness, not unexpected), Roberts clearly is not designed to replace a swing vote with a swing vote.
I would worry about you as a Justice, however, for the following reasons:
1) Your decision memos would read like a "Top 10 Hotties I watch on TV" list, probably not the most legally compelling
2) You are a puckhead (refer yesterday's posting) and thus cannot be trusted since you are most likely Canadian
3) You don't drink Diet Coke thus there would be no place for the pubic hair
4) You live in the People's Republic of MD. No hope, ever, of you being objective, unbiased or in anyway refusing to "legislate from the bench".
5) Nobody cares about the constitutional ramifications of pick up poker nights, weekend baseball leagues, Washington DC based pro sports teams (especially not this one), misplaced nostalgia for the Bay Area, your son's TV habits (bravo little boy!!! don't pick up Daddy's habits). This is the only written record we have to go on.
6) Your navel gazing and extreme self centeredness, on the other hand, make you an ideal candidate for a lifetime appointment at the highest echelons of power.
I'm still holding out for Judge Reinhold as the next supreme court justice. Justice Judge has a cool ring to it, dontcha think?
Check out this quote from one of my previous postings:
"I fear for the relevance of your so called "job". The one that does not involve self absorbtion and navel gazing delivered through an increasingly strident left wing point of view."
Aside from demonstrating that I too have nothing better to do than troll the blogosphere looking for my own contributions, it is I think the origin of my ongoing campaign to smear you as a navel gazing strident left winger. Considering that two (now three!) of the approx. 20 posts on your blog now paint you in this light, I would say we have a spin cycle starting to rev up.....
yes, yes! Giant is a navel gazing strident left winger!! May I add a jackbooted reactionary uber-Liberal!
Finally, a groundswell of those who realize what a jackbooted reactionary navel gazing uber-strident Liberal Giant really is! Let me also add that he is nothing more than a tool of the chattering classes, a monkey-like mimic of the standard extreme left wing party line that has been out of touch with anyone possessing a fourth grade education since the time of Walter Mondale's ill fated Presidential bid.
Yes, yes, it is true! Giant is indeed a chattering fourth grade uber-jackbooted Strident winged Liberal namby-pamby! I say we nominate him for the Supreme Court!!
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