But I’ve Never Been to Me

A big shot in my company took a group of us on his yacht to celebrate the ending of a project. He just bought it and I think he was using the end-of-the-project celebration as an excuse to show off the new boat. He’s a fairly decent guy as Washington power players go, so I’m not going to begrudge him too much for doing this.

Unfortunately, we didn’t have to fall out of the boat to hit water on this day. It rained hard all day, so the trip was very brief.

There was no going to Nice and the Isle of Greece; no sipping champagne on a yacht; no moving like Harlow in Monte Carlo; and no showing them what we’ve got. No being undressed by kings; no seeing some things that a woman ain't supposed to see.