IRBW Weather

Air-conditioner season has arrived in Washington. Fortunately, they are stationary, so they’re easy to find.

Turning on the air conditioner at the beginning of the season in the Giant house always is a source of trepidation because it’s an old system that needs to be replaced soon. I fear that after firing it up, there would be a loud bang followed by silence, resutling in us sweating like:

--a whore in church
--Tom DeLay at an ethics seminar
--the Shrub at a reading is fundamental class
--the Shrub during an IQ test
--Michael Jackson at a cub scout convention