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Wacko christian groups have their panties in a bunch over the new Carl's Jr. commercial featuring Paris Hilton in a slinky outfit suggestively washing a car, complaining that it's soft core porn.
First of all, it's interesting that they are able to identify soft core porn. Also, shouldn't everything be considered hard core porn to them?
Second, having seen the commercial, I'm not sure how they were able to make such a distinction. She's not naked and nothing is being inserted into any orifice, and there's no insertion being simulated. And, if you've seen how sex is simulated on Skinemax, there's no guy screwing her belly button.
I know soft core porn, soft core porn is a good friend of mine, and this isn't soft core porn.
First of all, it's interesting that they are able to identify soft core porn. Also, shouldn't everything be considered hard core porn to them?
Second, having seen the commercial, I'm not sure how they were able to make such a distinction. She's not naked and nothing is being inserted into any orifice, and there's no insertion being simulated. And, if you've seen how sex is simulated on Skinemax, there's no guy screwing her belly button.
I know soft core porn, soft core porn is a good friend of mine, and this isn't soft core porn.
posted by DC-Giant at 2:56 PM
2 Comments:
Let's review the titles of your last three posts: "Sausages", "Ass Shit" and "Bitch". When I was 10 years old, my three younger siblings and I would run off the diving board in our local apartment complex one at a time screaming a choice obscenity right before smackdown in the water ("Shit"...splash)("Bitch"..splash"), you get the picture. For this obviously unacceptable transgression my father (not a restrained disciplinarian even in the mellowest of moods) chose as punishment to line us up in a row and ask us the following questions: What word did you say? What do you have to say for yourself? Go to your room.
My sister chose to lie through her teeth and say she never uttered a curse word (to which the three boys all muttered "bitch" under their breath) and received no punishment. As sure as God made little green apples you can be sure we took sweet revenge on her.....
But I digress. You are a filthy pottymouth and I am not going to let my three children read your blog anymore. Bitch.
I'm sure you all don't agree, but I don't even find her attractive.
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