Grass on the Infield
Last Friday, the day care center for DC-Giant 2.0 was closed so I stayed home with him and did what any father would do - took him somewhere to use as a prop to get hot women to talk to us.
Unfortunately, school was out, so all we saw was a bunch of chirpy high school girls. An innocent little adulterous outing was transformed into a potential statutory rape charge. No one needs that on their permanent record.
Speaking of baseball, my game on Sunday was cancelled because of inclement field, so I'll spare you from tales of my on-field miscues.
How about them Nats?! They probably won't be able to sustain this nice little run they are having, but it's a nice little story and we should enjoy it while we can.
Hmmm, look at this – vacations to Aruba suddenly became cheap.
Unfortunately, school was out, so all we saw was a bunch of chirpy high school girls. An innocent little adulterous outing was transformed into a potential statutory rape charge. No one needs that on their permanent record.
Speaking of baseball, my game on Sunday was cancelled because of inclement field, so I'll spare you from tales of my on-field miscues.
How about them Nats?! They probably won't be able to sustain this nice little run they are having, but it's a nice little story and we should enjoy it while we can.
Hmmm, look at this – vacations to Aruba suddenly became cheap.
posted by DC-Giant at 11:57 AM
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