Four Tickets to 'Asses of Fire' Please

Volkswagen is recalling approximately 50,000 cars in Canada because of defective seat heaters that have toasted some people’s buns.

According to the wire reports, most of the burns have been in the “severe sunburn range,” and occupants have said that they notice an electrical melting smell (probably underwear) and see small amounts of smoke. Tastes like chicken.

Are you burnin’ me bum? You bum burner.