After Achieving Andrew Ridgley Status

George Michael announced recently that he is quitting pop music. Huh? Because, you know, he is tired from promoting all of those hit records he made in the past few years. Who knew he still was in the business?

You will recall that his career took a turn of sorts when he got caught playing with his trumpet in band.

When asked what he would do next, Michael replied that he would tour all of the bathrooms in Southern California.