Saturday, February 12, 2005

Next On a Very Special OTP

Not to do a Seinfeld (Did you ever notice...), but when doing the suburbia thing shopping at Target this weekend, I noticed that the set up of their health section doubles as a public service announcement.

In the next aisle over from the condoms are the baby products. It's as if Target is saying, 'If you don't pick up these, you'll be spending a ton of money over here.'

Speaking of Target, I'd like to know who is in charge of breaking the left front wheel of every fucking shopping cart in the store. That guy should be fired.

Every single god damn time. Maybe it's a vast right-wheel conspiracy.

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