Turn Your Head and Be More Productive

Because I’m still trying to shake a lingering flu-related cough, I went to the drug store in search of a strong cough suppressant. In reading the various labels in search of some strong stuff, I came across one that explained that, in addition to being a cough suppressant, it also contained a drug that would help loosen phlegm and make coughs more productive.

Which is it?! Is it going to stop my cough, or is it going to make it more “productive?” If measured by duration, I would say my cough has been pretty god damn productive. I could end recessions with all this production.

Well, this production line is ready to be shut down.