Sunday, February 27, 2005

Where is the Jenna Jameson See-N-Say?

OTP was on hiatus for a few days as the wife was ill, so I had primary parental duty for our one year old son. I don't know how single parents do it.

One of the things my son likes to do lately is open his closet door and go in. Great, I hope he is not gay, not because of personal objections, but because society, especially Republicans, can be harsh and cruel.

Oh well, if he is heading for life in the closet, I guess that would mean he could be a priest, in the military, the Republican governor of TX, a Republican congressman from FL, a Supreme Court Justice, or an all-star catcher.

Ultimately, I would hope he wouldn't be in the closet. If he were to come out, I would congratulate him and ask him to decorate our house and help me with my wardrobe.

Not sure why some people object so strenuously to homosexuality. Girl-on-girl porn jump started me into puberty. Also, girl-on-girl porn is good for the economy; look what it has done for Kleenex.

1 Comments:

Blogger Couch said...

not to mention all the double ended toys that never would have had a use otherwise... and its a shame to see a good idea just go to waste...

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