Monday, March 07, 2005

Eschew Obfuscation

One of the easiest sports jobs around that is made more difficult than it has to be is the color analyst or commentator. These broadcasters, often former players, provide a so-called ‘behind-the-scenes’ perspective on the action, as well as an explanation of what a team has to do to win a game.

My favorite comments during a baseball game are when the analyst says, “It’s important to get the number 8 hitter out.” Uh, it’s important to get every hitter out.

If I were an analyst, this is how I would approach this particular aspect of the job.

“Now for DC-Giant’s keys to the game. In order for the Washington Wizards to win the game, they have to score more points than the other team.”

Here is a preview of a post-game analysis.

“Why did the Washington Nationals lose the game? They didn’t score as many runs as the other team.”

This type of analysis could apply to other jobs as well. I would make an excellent budget analyst for the government. "I think we our revenue should match or exceed our expenses." You are hired!

So complex, yet ...

1 Comments:

Blogger Couch said...

"I think we our revenue should match or exceed our expenses."

good luck convincing the shrub of that...

12:18 AM  

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