He Thought It Was The Constitution

By now you have heard the sorry tale of how VP Dick shot someone during a hunting trip. Jeez, it's never the other way around with these stories, is it?

The person who got shot was in the hospital and reportedly was "alert and doing fine," which VP Dick apparently was not during this trip.

A male Republican's worst nightmare - he accidentally shot his wad at a guy. I'm sure he was thinking of Lynne the whole time.

The Democrats new campaign strategy is to stay out of the way and let the Republicans pick each other off.