You're An Eight

Men are very good at telling the same jokes repeatedly. Ask Mrs. Giant. This is no different during trips to the urinal at my office where we always seem compelled to utter some silly statement in order to lessen the awkwardness of standing next to someone while we both shake the dew off our lilies.

One department head in my company always says, “All roads lead to Rome, huh?”

Another person is known for always commenting, “So, this is where all the dicks hang out.”

Finally, there always is this classic:
First guy at urinal: “Water’s cold.”
Second guy: “And deep.”