Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Why Are They So Close to the Microphone?

Fortunately, OTP is not bound by any journalistic standards like the other major media outlets, so I can report things without having to confirming sources and all that kind of appropriate, ethical shit. It’s such a major inconvenience.

Rumors are abuzz in Washington that there is a gay angle in the bribery case against former Congressman Randy ‘Duke’ Cunningham (R-CA). Not only did he accept bribes from his sugar-daddy, but he also had him arrange gay liaisons for him. What’s a wacko conservative former fighter pilot to do?

Wait, there’s more.

There reportedly also is a gay angle to the Abramoff scandal involving Congressman Bob Ney (R-OH). In addition to funneling a boatload of funds into Ney’s campaign, Abramoff also arranged for gay liaisons for the Congressman.

Membership in the Closeted Gay Republican Caucus is growing. The chairman of this caucus is David Dreier (CA), who was denied becoming acting majority leader earlier this year by wacko conservative Republicans who know his secret. There is Rep. Mark Foley (FL), and now Bob Ney.

There are all kinds of closet cases in the Administration as well - Karl Rove; Republican National Committee Chairman Ken Mehlman; Scooter Libby; and White House spokesperson Scott McClellan.

It might as well be called the Big Time Hypocrisy Caucus.

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