If Your Election Lasts Longer Than One Day...
Today is election day in some locales, so it's time to hand out some OTP endorsements on the key issues that are facing voters.
Avian Bird Flu. I’ve decided that I’m opposed to it. How sick is it to name a flu after a bottle of water? Vote No.
Riots in France. It’s about time that the French’s claim of being such an open-minded society be exposed as fraudulent. Vote Yes.
Suspension of Eagles wide receiver Terrell Owens (Bird Flu Two). What a big loser. Was very happy when the 49ers got rid of him. Vote Yes.
Prewar Intelligence. Apparently there was very little, on many levels. One also could argue that the lack of intelligence in the Shrub Administration has continued. Vote No.
Carolina Panthers Cheerleaders. Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders allegedly got into a bar fight after having sex with each other in a bathroom. Vote Yes! Emphatically! Vote multiple times if it's physically possible.
As they say to the strippers at Camelot on M St. – Get to the poles.
Avian Bird Flu. I’ve decided that I’m opposed to it. How sick is it to name a flu after a bottle of water? Vote No.
Riots in France. It’s about time that the French’s claim of being such an open-minded society be exposed as fraudulent. Vote Yes.
Suspension of Eagles wide receiver Terrell Owens (Bird Flu Two). What a big loser. Was very happy when the 49ers got rid of him. Vote Yes.
Prewar Intelligence. Apparently there was very little, on many levels. One also could argue that the lack of intelligence in the Shrub Administration has continued. Vote No.
Carolina Panthers Cheerleaders. Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders allegedly got into a bar fight after having sex with each other in a bathroom. Vote Yes! Emphatically! Vote multiple times if it's physically possible.
As they say to the strippers at Camelot on M St. – Get to the poles.
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