Seconds From Disaster
My parents arrive today for a weekend visit.
posted by DC-Giant at 10:08 AM
Thursday, October 13, 2005
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2 Comments:
Did you ever stop to think that maybe the parents are more scared of you than you are of them? After all, you will be observing them outside of their natural habitat. Not to mention the fact that poopy diapers are a challenge to anyone who isn't the parent. I mean, I will gladly go elbow deep in kaka to keep my Nicolas clean, but heaven forbid I have to change anybody else's kid (even your rose-smelling-poop firstborn son, no offense).
My words of advice? Lighten up, Francis!
Just put on ESPN News, it goes in a perpetual half-hour loop, it may keep the male of the species distracted long enough to avoid any extensive joint socialization.
I am delighted to see that the byline in this blog has again taken up the mantle of honest report by admitting that it is indeed full of shit. I find this to be a very fair and balanced description of the left wing stridency of this blog.
Enjoy the weekend. Remember, ESPN News or the Game Show Network. Video tranquilizers!
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