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It occurred to me and my wife recently that, at some point, we are going to have to teach our son how to tie his shoes, go to the bathroom, dress himself, feed himself, and drive.

I don’t think we quite know what we are doing, so I think we are going to contract out this work and issue a request-for-proposal (RFP). All submissions, reasonable or otherwise, will be considered seriously.