Gimme a Second While I Whip This Out

Angelina Jolie recent was rated the sexiest woman in the world by the readers of FHM magazine. The editor claimed that Jolie "embodies everything that our readers find incredibly sexy. Not only is she stunning, she is intelligent, outspoken and passionate in her beliefs and well-respected the world over for her tireless efforts on behalf of the world's refugee children."

I can imagine the readers sitting on their couch thinking, "You know, that Angelina Jolie is quite the intellectual, I think I'll vote for her."

Uh, no. This is how they rated the women - "She is so fucking hot! Mark it down!"

Further damaging the editor's argument is that the readers rated Paris Hilton third. Intelligent, passionate in her beliefs and well-respected the world over aren't phrases that often are associated with Paris Hilton.

Although, if you have seen her infamous Internet sex video, you would conclude that she is a nice piece of intellect.