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Although I am far behind in the magazines I subscribe to, I could not resist picking up a copy of the most recent issue of Maxim. In case you are unfamiliar with this publication, Maxim is a men’s magazine that features suggestive photos of women, but does not cross the line to the point where it requires a paper bag to be placed over the cover.
The cover of the January 2005 issue features the brutally hot Eva Longoria from the ABC show Desperate Housewives, and the equally delicious Poppy Montgomery from CBS’ Without a Trace.
I should note that my wife noticed me oggling the magazine and actually bought it for me, further demonstrating her coolness.
In her in-depth profile, Longoria claims, "I love sports! It's so sexy when a man rattles off statistics."
Oh, please. Don't patronize us! Does she think we are that stupid? (Don't answer that)
As everyone knows, Desperate Housewives is the hottest new show on TV this season. The show first was considered by many to be a so-called ‘chick show,’ but it should be noted that Desperate Housewives is the number one show in the 18-49 MALE demographic. The aforementioned Longoria probably is a good reason for that, as well as the yummy Teri Hatcher.
Since we’re on the topic of TV shows and, since it’s popular to do end of the year top 10 lists, here is the list of OTP’s top 10 shows for 2004, in no particular order.
1. The Sopranos – I’m actually not sure that an original episode aired in 2004, but even repeats are better than original episodes of a lot of shows.
2. Desperate Housewives – See above.
3. Scrubs – A worthy successor to Seinfeld as the best comedy on TV.
4. Law & Order – Consensus is that it’s losing a bit of steam, but still is immensely enjoyable.
5. Law & Order SVU – If only to hear the narrator at the beginning say, “especially heinous.”
6. CSI – Spray something on it and solve a crime.
7. Without a Trace – Poppy’s plunging neckline supplies the eye candy, Bruckheimer supplies the snappy plots.
8. Cold Case – Kathryn Morris slight resemblance to Meg Ryan lured me in, and the quality made me stay.
Okay, so it’s OTP’s top 8. Who has time to watch more?
The cover of the January 2005 issue features the brutally hot Eva Longoria from the ABC show Desperate Housewives, and the equally delicious Poppy Montgomery from CBS’ Without a Trace.
I should note that my wife noticed me oggling the magazine and actually bought it for me, further demonstrating her coolness.
In her in-depth profile, Longoria claims, "I love sports! It's so sexy when a man rattles off statistics."
Oh, please. Don't patronize us! Does she think we are that stupid? (Don't answer that)
As everyone knows, Desperate Housewives is the hottest new show on TV this season. The show first was considered by many to be a so-called ‘chick show,’ but it should be noted that Desperate Housewives is the number one show in the 18-49 MALE demographic. The aforementioned Longoria probably is a good reason for that, as well as the yummy Teri Hatcher.
Since we’re on the topic of TV shows and, since it’s popular to do end of the year top 10 lists, here is the list of OTP’s top 10 shows for 2004, in no particular order.
1. The Sopranos – I’m actually not sure that an original episode aired in 2004, but even repeats are better than original episodes of a lot of shows.
2. Desperate Housewives – See above.
3. Scrubs – A worthy successor to Seinfeld as the best comedy on TV.
4. Law & Order – Consensus is that it’s losing a bit of steam, but still is immensely enjoyable.
5. Law & Order SVU – If only to hear the narrator at the beginning say, “especially heinous.”
6. CSI – Spray something on it and solve a crime.
7. Without a Trace – Poppy’s plunging neckline supplies the eye candy, Bruckheimer supplies the snappy plots.
8. Cold Case – Kathryn Morris slight resemblance to Meg Ryan lured me in, and the quality made me stay.
Okay, so it’s OTP’s top 8. Who has time to watch more?
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