Seriously

Jerry Falwell (Dumbshit-VA) recently opined, "We've got the hatemongers who literally hate this president, and that is so wrong ... The people who hate George Bush hate him because he's a follower of Jesus Christ, unashamedly says so and applies his faith in his day-to-day operations."

First of all, he does not do anything, so there are no day-to-day operations to which to apply faith. Second, he is not hated because he pretends to be a follower of Jesus Christ, although that could be considered by some to be a character flaw. But the most important reason of all is contained in this campaign ad that did not run in all markets.