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A school district in a small Texas town was forced to cancel a cross-dressing day, which was a homecoming tradition, after a parent complained about the event's homosexual overtones. The event was convened annually to provide boys and girls a chance to reverse social roles and let older girls invite boys on dates, open doors, and pay for sodas. Who would have thought something so open-minded like this went on somewhere in Texas other than Austin?

Instead, the school district decided to hold a 'camouflage day,' in which everyone would wear black boots and Army gear if they wanted.

Hmmm, so in order to address concerns about homosexual overtones, they decide to substitute cross-dressing for military uniforms. Perhaps the following week, they could encourage people to dress as a priest. I don't mean to suggest that all military personnel or priests are gay, but if you want to stay in the closet, the military and the priesthood provide the best beards.

Maybe they should dress up as the Governors of New Jersey and Texas.