Like Father...

My wife said the nicest thing to me last night. As we were preparing our infant son for bed, she said, "I hope he ends up just like you." My God, I hope he ends up infinitely better. He is off to a great start. He is the best baby. He sleeps through the night and likes to smile, laugh and play all the time. We're very lucky and we hope it continues as he gets older. I hope we are not going to pay for this during the 'terrible twos.'

One of my greatest fears in life is that one day, my wife will figure out that she could have done so much better than me. Fortunately, she still is delusional. She's the best kind of wife - she thinks she is high-maintenance, but she's really low-maintenance.